osamah:

DONT BE SAD LOOK AT THIS DUCK INSTEAD

(via akatatertot)

Just want to go home…

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

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selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

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iseeavoice:

Why don’t we have teleportation yet? Who is in charge of science? Get the chief of science on the phone immediately.

(via lame-misfit)

“My doctor said we can’t choose where we come from but we can choose where we go from there.”.

(Source: deeply-inside, via heyjudeysabel)

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Can someone download ‘Grease’ & ‘Switched at birth’and put it on my iPad for me? I’m technologically challenged!

Ill bake you cookies and cake or give you a massage or something  …

moonlitreveries:

We’ll just get drunk
Disturb the peace
Let your love crash into me
And then you bite your lipe
Whisper and say, “We’re going all the way”

Tonight
Take me to the other side
Sparks fly like the 4th of July
Just take me to the other side
I see the sexy look in your eyes
And I know, we ain’t friends anymore
If we walk down this road
We’ll be lovers for sure
So tonight
Kiss me like it’s do or die
And take me to the other side

(Source: lunacentric, via lrvin)